For a while now, I didn't think you were doing so well. You went off your feed and appeared to shrink smaller and smaller. You moved around less and less, but I figured, you're a slug and it's only logical that you be sluggish. However, now that you've sprouted mold I must come to the conclusion that you've gone on to a better place. You were
not a great pet, but I did not wish death on you. I will strive to remember you as the sleek torpedo of a slug you once were.


Goodbye, Slugworth.
3 comments:
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
When's the wake?
But he was one of the more famous slugs on the internet!
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
Calvin & Hobbes
Russell, no wake. He wouldn't have wanted that. He'll just return to the earth... or a dumpster.
It's good to know Slugworth was so beloved. I'll have to replace him with something with a little more pep, though.
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